Q. I told my interactive shop that I was considering Demanding Justice. They seemed frightened, but they said you're all bluster and no results. Is that true?
A. Not at all. In fact, I once gave a five-hour seminar titled, "More Than Words: Explaining Online Results in 150 PowerPoint Slides or Less."

Q. What's the true benefit of marketing through social media?
A. It's all about direct contact with potential customers. If I could personally go into every home and force people to use my clients' products, I would. But years of experience and awkward conversations with police have taught me one thing: Bad idea.

Q. What is best in life?
A. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the media-buying team.

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