A few key facts from Justice's 19-page résumé:

• Justice once wrestled a bear on the Appalachian Trail and won. But he felt bad about it and returned later with a basket of fresh fish and newly harvested honeycomb.
• Justice didn't invent the Web site, but he did invent WebSight Synergistics™. Actually, he just trademarked the name, then never got around to launching it. But still.
• Justice holds honorary degrees in Relationship Marketing (Godin's School of Interactive Foresight), Filipino Stick Fighting (Universidad Arnis de Mano), and N00b Pwnage (Leeroy Jenkins College of W00tery).
• Justice has no belly button. But he does have a "Where The Wild Things Are" tattoo.
• Justice does not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. When the fear is gone there will be nothing. Only Justice will remain.

So what are you afraid of? It's time to DEMAND JUSTICE!